my dad has this ridiculous business plan he always talks about for hours when he’s drunk and he thinks its literally the best idea anyone has EVER HAD ok he wants to open up a store called kill-a-bear workshop and you take your teddybear in and violently dismember it and you can like burn it, stab it, chop its head off, etc

he tells this idea to the neighbor kids all the time and it just upsets everyone and he wont stop ITS BEEN GOING ON FOR YEARS